Thursday, November 18, 2010

gum ka inzaar aur khusi se inkaar

Chalo khusi ne apni dastak to di
aahat sunte sunte saadiya guzar gayi,
ab jakar khusi ne apna daman mere haath mai thamaya hai
pyaar to nahi diya par
chalo apna ahsaas to karaya hai,
par hai tune yeh kya kiya
apne saath phir kyo gum ko
chupa liya
mujhe gum se pyaar ho gaya hai
ab mai gam ke bina reh nahi sakti
sayad isliye tujhe aane ki izzazat mili
khuda bhi zaanta hai
mujhe ek pal  ki khusi na dena hai
isliye to sayad khusi ko aane ka ahssas hua hai
aaj baris khushiyo ki nahi hui hai
phir se kisi ne mujhe aaj daga diya hai
jab pyaar hua gam se
to gum bhi nasib na hua hai
isi ko kehte hai sayad nasseb
jo humko kabhi mukkamal hi nahi hua hai

Sunday, October 31, 2010

In your eyes I see beauty
All that is wonderful in this world
All I ever wanted
And prayed for in a girl

In your eyes I see the ocean
Such peace you bring to the sea
I see warm waters in your heart
You seem to have that effect on me
As I lay here,
thinking of you.
All my thoughts,
Gray and Blue.
I wish I could see you,
I wish I could.
Then maybe my life
could be understood.
But, still I'm down
and Thinking Of You.
Hoping you love me,
like I love you

Saturday, October 30, 2010

new poem

What do we do with the challenges in the life? One option is to run away and other is to meet those head long with all our might.

Gum

Kisi Apne Ko Khona Wo Kya Jaane,
Bina Neend K Sona Wo Kya Jane,
Us Shakhs ne To Mujhe Mehfilon Me Muskurate Dekha Hai,
Mera Tanhai Me Rona Wo Kya Jaane..


Thursday, October 28, 2010

LOGIC AND HUMOUR...........





 
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
 

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:



Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:

 

Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey



To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.  

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer


"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical !!!!!!"