In your eyes I see beauty
All that is wonderful in this world
All I ever wanted
And prayed for in a girl
In your eyes I see the ocean
Such peace you bring to the sea
I see warm waters in your heart
You seem to have that effect on me
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
LOGIC AND HUMOUR...........
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical !!!!!!"
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical !!!!!!"
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...........
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
............. .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..........
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...........
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
............ .......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ...........
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
............ ......... ......... .......... .......... ......... ..........
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
............. ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ..........
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
............ ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... ...........
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..........
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
............. ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... ..........
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
............ .......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ..........
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
............. ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ..........
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
............. ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ..........
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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